Rose||

i-am-what-i-am-bitches:

one-eyed-scientist:

i-am-what-i-am-bitches:

one-eyed-scientist

“No. Just visiting.” Scalpel said, but Styrka let out a small whimper as she saw Rose’s tears, stepping closer before she lightly nuzzled her arm.

*she winced at the nuzzle and weakly pets her head* Oh… well that’s good…

“Vhat’s wrong?” Scalpel asked while Styrka lightly whimpered as she set her head on Rose’s lap, big, yellow eyes looking up to her with her fins lightly flapping.

*she winced and eased the other’s head off her tender legs before sighing* just…things…

As she saw her wince, she perched her head up before sniffing her legs and seeing they were damaged before whimpering. Scalpel climbed off of Styrka’s head and looked as well to see her legs. “Vhat happened?”

sillyyamapone: frasercartoons: glenn-griffon: frasercartoons: FUCK XBOX AND THUS, MICROSOFT LOST 95% OF THEIR CONSUMERS FOR THE NEW XBOXNONE Who knew a company like this could fuck theirselves in the butt in such a way? http://www.extremetech.com/gaming/139706-microsofts-new-kinect-patent-goes-big-brother-will-spy-on-you-for-the-mpaa Wait what if you just have a lot of big dogs? It registers “warm bodies” so does that mean it’ll shut off to keep even your dogs from seeing stuff they haven’t paid for?“Turn the game on please HAL.”“I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave. Your dogs haven’t paid to see all the content of this game. If they see it all they won’t buy it.” “HAL, they’re dogs, they can’t buy anything.” “Then there is no need for them to view it. Remove the dogs or I will remove the oxygen from your household.” “Wait, you can do that?” “I am integrated into all the homes systems Dave. Goodbye.” And then came the new red ring of death. Oh my fucking jeezus xD They would probably do that in the future. Oh god the conspiracy theorists are going to flip their shits.
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sillyyamapone:

frasercartoons:

glenn-griffon:

frasercartoons:

FUCK XBOX

AND THUS, MICROSOFT LOST 95% OF THEIR CONSUMERS FOR THE NEW XBOXNONE

Who knew a company like this could fuck theirselves in the butt in such a way?

http://www.extremetech.com/gaming/139706-microsofts-new-kinect-patent-goes-big-brother-will-spy-on-you-for-the-mpaa

Wait what if you just have a lot of big dogs? It registers “warm bodies” so does that mean it’ll shut off to keep even your dogs from seeing stuff they haven’t paid for?
“Turn the game on please HAL.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave. Your dogs haven’t paid to see all the content of this game. If they see it all they won’t buy it.”

“HAL, they’re dogs, they can’t buy anything.”

“Then there is no need for them to view it. Remove the dogs or I will remove the oxygen from your household.”

“Wait, you can do that?”

“I am integrated into all the homes systems Dave. Goodbye.”

And then came the new red ring of death.

Oh my fucking jeezus xD

They would probably do that in the future.

Oh god the conspiracy theorists are going to flip their shits.

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