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Hotel Door Chain FAIL 


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As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

this is fucking squirrel with a cat head, what kind of shit is this

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Now That's What I Call Polka! by "Weird Al" Yankovic || Times played:186,076




Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

And yet he isn’t related to Frankie Yankovic


(Source: vladmasters)

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Biter picks up another toy for Bubbles to ride: a wheeled caterpillar that scooches along.

The pink-eyed Joltik peeped before she climbed on, squeaking as she was having fun.

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The toy is big enough for Bubbles to ride! Biter winds up the toy, and teeny sparks shoot out as it walks.

Bubbles whimpered softly as she didn’t like the look of the sparks.

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Biter smiles, and shows Bubbles the new wind up: a tiny, sparking dinosaur.

Bubbles saw the sparks before she peeped and his behind his digit, peeking her tiny head up before she moved closer and lightly poked the toy.

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*Scan results on Project Lockdown finished. Care to see results? Y/N*







*clicks Y*

*Scans indicate that the heart, lungs, liver, and kidneys have been replaced by technorganic organs.  On top of that, there is also technorganic infusion in the bone, muscles, and nervous system (similar to how the put the metal in Wolverine’s bones).  Finally, and most shocking, the subject has no soul.  She is a hollow.*

"Techno-organic? But, how is this possible? And she has the appearance that of a normal human. How can something like this be done?" Shockwave pondered as he continued to examine the screen, hoping to find the answer that he may have missed.

"How…and who was able to make these organs possible?"

*Scans indicate the organs were created artificially.  Even her eyes have technorganic enhancement.  The only pure mechanical implant is a neurological jack in the back of the neck.

It has the telltale sign of Tarantulus’ manufacturing…*

"Tarantulas…what have you done?" The mech groaned as he read on, soon deciding to look away for a bit to take a break as he didn’t know what to say, especially what to say to the other.

*The computer begins to signal that is has decoded some more data from the capsule.*

With a light sigh, Shockwave clicked the key to show the information gathered.

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Biter is working on another wind up. He offers a servo for Bubbles to climb on

Bubbles peeped before she climbed onto his servo, rolling around as she squeaked with joy.

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The shiny feather toy is tossed around. Shed down is set out for the Joltiks to nest in. Kree is sleeping is her pen, after eating a bunch of pop cans.

The Joltiks bundle together in the down as they slept, Bubbles too awake to go to sleep as she peeked out of the nest and looked for someone to play with her.